As I am minding my own tonight and walking my section I get this black woman that comes up to me.. Here is my story:
Her: (hands me a ticket for $15) “Gimmie da onez”
Me: “You would like $15 in ones?” ( I am only asking to make sure I understood the ebonics correctly)
Her: ::Grunt:: (She literally ripped the money out of my hand. I didn’t even get to count and hand it to her. She was in some kind of hurry.. I guess a penny machine opened..)
Me: ::Chuckle::
… about an hour later
Her: (Gives me a ticket for $25) ” I want dem in bys (fives..)
Me: ::Counting::
Her: ” I tol you I wan dem onez!!!”
ME: “No, you said you wan dem bys.. I know the difference between bys and onez”
Her: “Gib me da munneh! I wan play” (she didn’t wait for me to fully count her money as she tried to rip the money from my hands.. I was a little wiser to this so as she grabbed I made sure half of the money fell on the ground. Oh well- I am not going to help you. Go eat some chicken wings bitch!)
I really hate people that can’t speak english and that are impatient. When you learn english.. maybe they can teach you some basic math so you can figure out the difference between fives and ones..
I would like to thank Ribeyebecause I didn’t know the guests’ name so I went to Ribeyes site and used one of the “ghetto names” listed there.. She sure seemed like a Tyowanna.. ::giggle::
June 5, 2008 at 2:12 pm
That is some funny shit gimme dem onez I hate that shit as well freaking tards just an observation Mexicans love Fives, Asians love twenties, and blacks people love dem onez.
I notice people who ask for the lower denominations probably shouldn’t be gambling anyway seriously.
It takes money to make money people plain and simple you can’t low ball your way to a jackpot ya got spend some money….ha ha freaking losers :)