I apologize if I have written about this before but it just really makes me want to start kicking people in their baby makers…
I had a guy tonight come up to me and give me a ticket for $100. Here is my reenactment..
Me: “How would you like your change?”
Him: “I don’t care, twenty’s I guess”
Me: “Okay” (:: Counting money ::) “Good Luck” (::I start to walk away::)
Him: “No, wait! Lemme count it.”
Me: “I just counted it out for you sir, would you like me to do a take 2?”
Him: (::finishes counting money and hands me a twenty::) “Gimme 2 $10’s”
Me: (::I give him 2 $10’s and try to walk away::)
Him: “Wait” (::he gives me a $10::) “Gimme 2 $5’s”
Me: (::Cursing on the inside::) “Here you go”
Him: (::gives me a five::) “Gimme $1’s”
Me:” Anything else sir?”
Him: “No”
Surprise, surprise… no tip.. It is that hard to come up to me and say, “Hello beautiful (j/k), may I have this broken down to singles?” Or “Hi, can I get 4- $20’s,1- $10, 1 -$5, 5 -1’s?” I mean… COME ON douche nozzle!!! Give me a fucking break! I have a lot of people to help and if you don’t know what you want… just sit back down and use your fingers to fucking count! Why do you have to make it so difficult?
I remember bitching to my mom about this a year or so back and she told me that she always gets her change like the fucktard I was talking about earlier… I couldn’t believe it.. I then had to teach her the correct way to properly use her words for the benefit of everybody. At least I know my mom tips the cashiers… I mean I don’t expect a tip if you are just changing cash around, but if you change a ticket or coupon.. share .. Please??
I also had a guy today with a $70 ticket come up and want change. He said he wanted 8 $5’s and 3 $10’s. I mean, yes at least he knew what he wanted in one exchange– but just say, “3 tens and the rest fives”. That is so much easier because the way we hold our money…
Long story short- Don’t make my job harder than it has to be…
