*Jane is a guest at the casino. She used to come in ALL the time but has slowed down a bit. She is old and grumpy but I would be too if I were a holocaust survivor.. I usually take her crap and do what she asks.. But sometimes her requests are just so ridiculous.
Jane used to come in to the 24 hour resturant we had in the casino when I worked in there and she would be accompanied by her VIP host. I got along with the hosts and they usually tipped enough to not ruin my night from her. She would always order 3 different entrees, all of which were not on the menu. It would take a lot of begging just to get the chefs to make half of her crap and then right when I would bring out her food she simply changed her mind and won’t eat any of it. “I didn’t order this crap! Take it back! I will eat in my room!”. I never saw her eat anything anytime she came in. She always ordered but also always sent it back..
Jane always gets a room on the casino level so she doesn’t have to walk far.. and someone always walks her to her room. I guess I understand but she doesn’t ask for anything, she DEMANDS it. They always bend to Janes way. I really don’t believe she has spent that much money to have the power to control us the was she does… I would understand if she is a legitimate high roller.. but she isn’t.
My favorite was when I was told that another casino employee ran into her at the local mall and said hi, Jane demanded that the employee (off shift- obviously) carry her bags and follow her around. He did… I mean the stupid fuck that actually agreed to it deserved it if he is that spineless but… I just want to know, how do you get somebody to be your bitch?
Once- somebody in the guest relations department gave her a whistle to flag us cashiers down when she wanted change… It didn’t last long because the Casino manager wasn’t having it but (::Kicking air::) How is this allowed?? Who thought it would be a good idea to give the Bitch a fucking whistle? Am I her slave? She might as well patted my head and gave me a snosage (::good little change girl::) She completly makes everybody she is around feel inferior…
Jane is one of the few guests we will teach the new cashiers about.. We will give them a short do’s and don’ts to make sure they don’t get their ear chewed off.. Because Jane isn’t afraid to tell you how much of a stupid person you are.. here are a couple Jane do’s and don’ts
Do
- Keep one eye on her change light because once it goes on you have 30 seconds before she starts yelling.
- Watch her machine if she asks even though she will be gone for 20 minutes everytime.
- Keep your conversations with her short… she doesn’t care about you.
Don’t
- Ever ask her to wait.. she will cuss at you the whole time she waits.
- Joke with her… just don’t.
- Expect a good tip on her jackpots…
- Look her in the eyes…
I mean- you probably don’t think she sounds that bad but she is. It is one of those.. “Ah Fuck, Jane is here– i’m going to go hide” kind of things. You can’t win with her. Her son– he is a typical 30 something still living with mommy… complete pain in the ass… And he can’t count ( I will add another post for him about this later). The ONLY good thing about Jane is that if there is another guest treating us badly she will yell at them for us. Funny huh? I guess she feels like it is her job and her job only to ruin our evenings… She will call people out on not tipping us at least the coins, she is worth having around just for that reason. So that’s is for Jane- god bless her but somebody please find her a new hobby!
